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Drink More Bleach Drink more bleach
Had enough?
Go ahead
Don't say when

Swallowing
Is easy
So they say
With mouths shut

Lick your lips
It tastes good
Keep it down
And just wait

Stomach hurts?
Not for long
Smile, sweetie
It's over nowDrink More Bleach by ~angrymurmurs
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Dying in the Suburbs No one survives the suburbs. The daily commute does not teach you how to track a deer, the daily coffee break does not teach you how to grow beets. We live in a society that develops the wrong skill sets. For thousands of years humans were tailored to hunt, to gather, and to outlive all the other animals. When the cold threatened to annihilate our species, we made fire. When the woolly mammoths threatened to make us extinct, we made tools. Can you make a fire? Not without your Pine Mountain® Firelogs, specially designed so even you can use your brick fireplace. Can you make a javelin?  Not without a trip to Home Depot. When wasDying in the Suburbs by ~angrymurmurs
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Real People Maybe if I wore nice skirts,
not ratty Batman t-shirts
Maybe if I had a purse
not a Spiderman wallet
Maybe if I had high heels
I could be a real person
A really real person

Maybe if I knew Java,
not English literature
Maybe if I lived alone
not in my parents spare room
Maybe if I had a job,
I could be a real person
A really real person

Maybe if I played guitar
not classical piano
Maybe if I went jogging
not running from my mistakes
Maybe if I cut my hair
I could be a real person
A really real person

Maybe if I drank old wine
not stolen vodka and rum
Maybe if I smoked cigars
not bubblegum cigarettes
Maybe if I had Real People by ~angrymurmurs
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Fact It is undeniable
We all die alone
Nothing else has consequenceFact by ~angrymurmurs
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HEY

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If you are my English 396 teacher, you should know I have not plagiarized anything on this website. All of my writings for your class are mine, I just didn't necessarily write them for your assignment this week. I'd rather turn in something that's old and has potential than a bunch of new shit I hate and will never like.

So if you suspect I'm cheating, please come talk to me before getting me kicked out of school. kthxbai
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~robe-inn Feb 14, 2011
i thought you would like this =)
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~angrymurmurs Feb 16, 2011
Ahhhhh, fucking hipsters. We need to have a kick a hipster day so we can kick Phil.
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~robe-inn Feb 16, 2011
not that we really need an excuse to kick Phill...
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~angrymurmurs Feb 17, 2011
True. But I like to have one just to annoy him more with.
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*Valeriina Jan 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i LOVE your icon. :la:

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~angrymurmurs Jan 24, 2011
Thank you! :)
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~robe-inn May 24, 2010
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
we are not alone!
that person below spelled tentacles wrong!
it's a tricky one XP
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~angrymurmurs May 24, 2010
It's quite difficult. If I meet someone who can spell it right the first time, I will be duly awed.
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~robe-inn May 24, 2010
if you do actually meet someone who says they spelled it right the first time, THEY LIE!
it's freaking ridiculously insanely hard!
[the possibility that we just suck so hard is not an option]
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~angrymurmurs May 24, 2010
Occam's Razor says it must be because we suck. And that you spelled cynical cynicle. What was that other word we failed at?
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